House Fancy

"Hello, my name is Squidward Tentacles, and my house is far fancier than that slob Squilliam's!"

- Squidward

"House Fancy" is the first segment of the first episode of season 6, and it is paired with "Krabby Road." In this episode, Squidward tries to make his house fancier than Squilliam's home for House Fancy (show).

Characters

 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Nicholas Withers
 * Squilliam Fancyson
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star

Plot
Squidward is watching House Fancy, when Squilliam calls him to ask him if he was watching House Fancy, and it is revealed he is apart of the special episode currently airing. Squilliam showcases to the host of the show, Nicholas Withers, the entire house and how fancy it is, as Squidward watches in frustration.

Just as Nicholas is about to call Squilliam's house the fanciest house, Squidward calls him to tell him his house is fancier than Squilliam's, so he tells him they'll be coming in 2 hours with a camera crew. Squidward tries to organize his house, until he spots SpongeBob spying on him and wanting to help him get his house ready.

Squidward allows him to help out, and tells him to use paint to cover up a faded area on the wall. However, he ends up painting the entire room as he thought it all looked faded. The two then try to move the sofa, but SpongeBob accidentally hits Squidward's toe several times due to miscommunication and the sofa ends up getting destroyed.

Squidward tells him to clean up the mess while he dresses up his wound. SpongeBob notices the whole house is messy and tries to add extra power, but accidentally breaks the handle and it spins out of control, and by the time Squidward comes back, SpongeBob gets sucked in.

Squidward hears a knock on the door and thinks it is Nicholas Withers, but then Patrick comes in and uses his toilet, only to end up killing it in the process. The vacuum is now at full capacity and explodes, destroying the house right as Nicholas arrives. However, when he sees the destroyed house, he loves the "house" and crowns Squidward House Fancy prince of the year.