Krusty Krushers

"Anyone who can defeat these giants will earn the championship title and the million dollar cash prize."

- Perch Perkins

"Krusty Krushers" is the first segment of the thirteenth episode of season 6, and it is paired with "The Card." In this episode, Mr. Krabs tricks SpongeBob and Patrick into entering a wrestling competition in an attempt win $1,000,000.

Characters

 * Perch Perkins
 * Eugene H. Krabs
 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Patrick Star
 * Jim (wrestler)
 * Purple wrestler
 * Skip

Plot
Perch Perkins is at a wrestling stadium, telling the audience about the Bikini Bottom Wrestling Royal Rumble Free for All. Mr. Krabs learns he can earn $1,000,000 by winning this match, but after realizing how tough his opponents will be, he gets SpongeBob and Patrick to fight for him while telling them their opponents are pretend fighting.

After Mr. Krabs gives them their uniform as well as their nicknames and team name, they start wrestling the heavyweight champs. They get obliterated by them, while thinking they are just pretending. They end up back with Mr. Krabs, who tells them they should show their opponents who's boss. They try to intimidate their opponents, only to get beaten up by them some more.

Mr. Krabs tries to remind them that they should win, but before he can finish, the big wrestlers have put SpongeBob and Patrick in the sleeper hold. After putting them to bed, the heavyweight champs attempt to do the Flying Double Decker Atomic Headbutt of Destruction.

However, as they are doing the move, Patrick rips out his costume and reveals his iron butt, shattering the heavyweight champs to pieces. They win the match and are given the choice to earn the money award or go to Wrestle Camp. They pick Wrestle Camp, much to Mr. Krabs' dismay.