Editing No Pictures Please

{{Infobox episode
|image=[[File:No Pictures Please main image.png|250px]]<br>Patrick showing Rube the hole he dug yesterday
|season=11
|episode=
|prodno=221a
|airdate=November 6, 2017
|sisterep="[[Stuck on the Roof]]"
|writer=[[Doug Lawrence]]
|storyboard=[[Fred Osmond]]
|supervising producer=[[Marc Ceccarelli]]<br>[[Vincent Waller]]
|supervising director=[[Dave Cunningham]]
|animator=[[Tom Yasumi]]
}}
{{quote|I could be a tour guide!|Patrick}}
'''"No Pictures Please"''' is the first segment of the sixth episode of [[season 11]], and it is paired with "[[Stuck on the Roof]]." In this episode, [[Patrick Star|Patrick]] poses as a tour guide and gives a "tour" of [[Bikini Bottom]] to an [[enthusiastic stranger|Rube]].

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Bikini Bottom Bus Depot clerk]]
*[[Tour guide]]
*[[Rube]]
*[[Rock creature]]
*[[Dad fish]]
*Dad fish's children
*[[Sheldon J. Plankton]]
*[[Eugene H. Krabs]]
*[[Sandy Cheeks]]
*[[Ol' Ribeye]]

==Plot==
Patrick demands for balloons at the [[Bikini Bottom Bus Depot]], as a tour bus arrives and everyone in it goes to the bathroom, including the tour guide. Patrick realizes the tour guide forgot his hat, but when he sees himself in the mirror, he wants to be a tour guide. A passenger named Rube comes out, and Patrick starts his tour.

They first meet a rock creature, where Patrick says smooching it brings good luck. However, when he does so, the rock is revealed to be a creature and punches him. They then go to a hole Patrick had dug yesterday, and afterwards to a man's house. After getting kicked out of there, they go to [[SpongeBob's house]] as he's sleeping. 

The two take food from his kitchen and then go to Squidward's bathroom as he's showering. This makes him angry and kick the two out of the house. Patrick brings Rube to the [[Krusty Krab]] for second lunch, where they first step on Plankton as he's trying to steal a [[Krabby Patty]], and then check out SpongeBob in the kitchen. Unfortunately, after overflowing the toilet as another thing Patrick shows Rube, they get kicked out.

They arrive at [[Sandy's treedome]], but quickly get out due to their lack of [[Water helmet|water helmets]], and in the process, accidentally flood the place. Finally, they go to the [[Bikini Bottom cemetery|cemetery]], where Patrick introduces Rube to Ol' Ribeye. While greeting him, Rube accidentally breaks off his arm, making him angry and chase the two through the cemetery into town, until eventually getting surrounded by the [[Bikini Bottom Police Department|police]] and other Bikini Bottomites at Patrick's house. There, Rube turns out to have been an illusion created by [[The Tidal Zone|the Tidal Zone]], making everyone scared and back away.

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[[Category:Season 11 episodes]]